Showing posts with label awkward. Show all posts
Showing posts with label awkward. Show all posts

3.26.2012

Awkward Sunday

Sunday morning, I woke up with a goose egg. 
And don't be confused, I didn't hit my head on Saturday. 
My best guess is that I had some crazy dream and whacked my head on my head board in my sleep?
It still hurts. 
If you see me, please don't stare. 




And now, the current things I'm coveting:


Aqua Skinny Ponte Pants {$26.90)


Jacquard Chiffon Peasant Dress {$29.80}
I'm just waiting to find my sugar daddy, so I can buy everything I want. Hook a sister up.


xoxo,


Miss Jones

12.08.2011

Awkward: Eating like a man

I say eating like a man, because my dear ol' dad frequently eats like this on road trips. He also describes himself as a "man's man." So, I guess he's pretty manly and knows what's it like to eat like a man. Yeah, something like that.

I feel like I've been eating like a man these last two days. Almost as if I've been on a man quest [My friend once went on a man quest]. Anyway, I've been eating sunflower seeds like they are going out of style. Just picture me sitting at the library for hours popping these things left and right, like a junkie almost. Or picture me at work, facing a wall, typing on the keyboard and crunching some seeds in my grill.  Now, I try to be consida-it [thanks, Tracy]. I use an opaque container for my shells so no one has to look at my spitty left overs, but I feel like I'm still bothering people. It's rather loud. Any suggestions for how I can be a little more thoughtful of other's eardrums?

xoxox,

Miss Jones

P.S. Sorry I related myself to a junkie and said grill. Obviously, I'm feeling a little ghetto.